Very brief Pajiba After Dark tonight, since I’m at Universal in Orlando and every minute I spend writing is a minute I’m not on a roller coaster or in a pool. Here we go:
7:00pm: “America’s Funniest Home Videos” on ABC
“Minute to Win it” on NBC. Series premiere at a special time. This looks like an excellent way to watch people embarrass themselves on television. Not that we don’t have enough of those already.
“‘Til Death” on Fox
7:30pm: “‘Til Death” on Fox
8:00pm: “The Amazing Race” on CBS
“Killer Aliens” on Animal Planet. There is no way that can actually be what it sounds like.
“Cutting Edge 4: Fire and Ice” on ABC Family.
“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” on ABC
“Extreme Wedding Cakes” on Food Network. “Extreme”. TV keeps using that word, but I do not think it means what TV thinks it means.
“Frank the Entertainer in… a Basement Affair” on VH1
“Minute to Win It” on NBC. Time slot premiere
“The Simpsons” on Fox
“The Man With Half a Body” on TLC
9:00pm: “The Apprentice” on NBC. Ninth season premiere.
“Desperate Housewives” on ABC
“Family Guy” on Fox
“Summit on the Summit” on MTV. 90 minute special presentation.
“The Pacific” on HBO. Mini series premiere.
“Tool Academy” on VH1
“Undercover Boss” on CBS
9:30pm: “Sons of Tunscon” on Fox. Hey, where’d all the “Family Cleveland Dad” stuff go? Weird.
10:00pm: “Ax Men” on History
“Cold Case” on CBS
“Hoarding: Buried Alive” on TLC. We already have a hoarding show, and honestly I can only subject myself to that once a week at most. Sorry, TLC, A&E wins this round.
“How to Make It in America” on HBO
“Kendra” on E!. Second season premiere
“Tool Academy” on VH1. New episode at a special time
“Brothers and Sisters” on ABC
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