If I had ever watched “Lost” this would be where I talked it and how excited I am and all that good stuff. But I’ve never seen “Lost” so all I know is what one can discern from the commercials, which is that its about a lot of people running around a jungle yelling at each other or into the middle distance. Oh, and I think I saw a smoke monster in the most recent commercial. I don’t know how its going to end, but I know that if it ends with someone waking up all “Man that was a weird dream” then J.J Abrams is going to be found ripped into itty bitty pieces spread across Los Angeles. Here’s tonight’s schedule, including and aside from “Lost”:
8:00 p.m.: “American Idol: Denver Auditions” on Fox. The only thing I can think at this point is that Fox is deliberately drawing out the auditions so that when they go to Hollywood they go up against the Olympics on NBC. But I could be wrong.
“Lost: The Beginning of the End” on ABC. Special one hour presentation.
“NCIS” on CBS.
“Nova: Ghosts of Machu Picchu” on PBS.
9:00 p.m.: “19 Kids and Counting” on TLC. Fourth season premiere. At this point I’m beginning to think that Mrs. Duggar must have a superhuman uterus/vagina because I can’t imagine a normal woman could carry and give birth to 19 FREAKING PEOPLE and not suffer some kind of serious ill effects. I’m amazed her uterus hasn’t just shriveled up and died rather than suffer continued abuse.
“The Biggest Loser” on NBC. New episode at a special time.
“Dirty Jobs” on Discovery.
“Kitchen Nightmares” on Fox. New episode on a special night.
“Lost” on ABC. Two hour sixth season premiere. Lay in your snacks and get the DVRs warmed up.
“NCIS: Los Angeles” on CBS.
“Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal” on A&E. Second season finale.
10:00 p.m.: “The Good Wife” on CBS.
“Howe and Howe Tech” on Discovery.
“The Little Couple” on TLC. I think if the people at TLC encountered a little person who was obese and had a rare disease that made their blood purple who also worked as a chef and had 10 kids they would explode in glee before they could even come up with a show about them.
“Man Vs. Food” on Travel. One hour special presentation.
“The Michael Vick Project” on BET. Series premiere. I only mention this because of all the vitriol that rolls through here whenever Vick gets discussed. Have at it!
“Millionaire Matchmaker” on Bravo.
“Paranormal State” on A&E.
“Shatner’s Raw Nerve” on Bio.
“Teen Mom: Finale Special” on MTV. 90 minute special presentation. Dr. Drew will be talking to the young ladies. Remember when Dr. Drew just did Loveline? I think I liked him better then and not when he had three of his own shows and appeared on several others. But hey, I’m sure he’s got a mortgage or six that he needs to pay.
“White Collar” on USA.
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