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"Now, To Handle This Scenario, You'll Want to Take Your Shirt Off and Use it to Attract Female Viewers."

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 6, 2010 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 6, 2010 |

Thanks for all the cold tips last night! I do keep a space heater in my room, and have an electric blanket on my bed so I’m on top of that already. Overall I’m just not a fan of bundling up like I’m headed up the mountain with Tenzing Norgay and Edmund Hillary just to be able to sit comfortably in the living room. But! I will be back in Miami on Saturday evening, where the weather is currently mild to chilly. And we have once again arrived at Wednesday night, which means that… well right now it doesn’t mean much because “Glee!” isn’t going to be back until after the behemoth that is “American Idol” rolls through. Anyone looking forward to that? Well, here’s what’s on tonight:

8:00pm: “I Get That A Lot” on CBS. Special presentation. I think the entire premise of the show is celebrities pretending to be normal people who happen to be mistaken for the celebrities they actually are. I’m not intrigued.

“Mercy” on NBC

“The Middle” on ABC

“The Human Spark: Becoming Us” on PBS

8:30pm: “The Middle” on ABC

9:00pm: “36th Annual People’s Choice Awards” on CBS. There is one reason I may turn this on; Eli “The Bear Jew” Roth was recently on vacation in Mexico and got two feet full of sea urchin stingers which were removed without benefit of anesthetic (according to his twitter). He’s presenting tonight. The morbidly curious side of me wants to see just how well he hobbles his little ass on up that rouge carpet under the circumstances.

“Friday Night Lights” on DirecTV. This is killing me.

“Confessions of a Reality Show Loser” on Health, some dude won “The Biggest Loser” and then gained all the weight back. Now you don’t have to watch the show.

“Man Vs. Wild” on Discovery, which is returning from hiatus. This week, Bear will be finding a way to get semi-nude on a Pacific Island.

“Modern Family” on ABC

“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS

9:30pm: “Cougar Town” on ABC

“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS

10:00pm: “1000 Ways to Die” on Spike

“Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura” on TruTV

“The Jay Leno Show” on NBC

“Nip/Tuck” on FX, 7th Season Premiere

“The Real World” on MTV

“Steven Seagal: Lawman” on A&E

“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS

“Ugly Betty” on ABC, which is a new timeslot.

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Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.