All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
A while ago I’d toyed with the idea of coming up with a video format for Pajiba After Dark, but ultimately dismissed it as being too difficult and ineffective since the beauty of this is that you can scan down to find shows and times relatively easily and there wouldn’t be a way to do that with a video. However, now that I’m stuck with the freaking Left Hand of Doom because of a broken pinkie finger, I’m toying with that idea again as typing is frustrating and slow to do. So, any suggestions would be welcome, or you could tell me to quit my bitching and learn to type one handed better. Here’s your Tuesday night TV:
7:00pm: “Caprica” on SyFy. “Caprica” ends tonight with a big ass marathon of all the remaining episodes so all you “Caprica” fans can park yourselves on the couch for several hours of hating SyFy and ruminating on all the pain they caused you. Enjoy!
8:00pm: “The Biggest Loser” on NBC. 11th season premiere.
“Caprica” on SyFy
“Live to Dance” on CBS. Two hour series premiere.
“No Ordinary Family” on ABC. New time slot.
8:30pm: “ESPN Special: Allstate Sugar Bowl” on ESPN
9:00pm: “Caprica” on SyFy
“Cupcake Wars” on Food Network
“Dangerous Encounters” on National Geographic. Series premiere.
“Dirty Jobs” on Discovery
“Millionaire Matchmaker” on Bravo
“Mysteries at the Museum” on Travel
“Ramsey’s Best Restaurant” on BBCA
“V” on ABC
“What Not to Wear” on TLC
“Million Dollar Money Drop” on Fox
10:00pm: “16 and Pregnant: Where are they now?” on MTV. Probably not pregnant anymore. Duh.
“Auction Kings” on Discovery
“Caprica” on SyFy. Series finale. This is why it’s better to never love any show too much. Ever. Especially ones on SyFy.
“Chopped” on Food Network. 6th season premiere.
“Detroit 187” on ABC
“The Fashion Show” on Bravo
“Glory Days” on TBS
“Hardcore Pawn” on TruTV
“Independent Lens: Men Who Swim” on PBS
“Parenthood” on CBS
“Southland” on TNT. Third season premiere.
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Tim McGraw, Shaquille O’Neal and Keri Hilson
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Queen Latifah, Gustavo Dudamel, and Jazmine Sullivan
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Matt LeBlanc, Julie Benz, and Michael Carbonaro
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Julie Bowen and Carson Kressly
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Kevin Spacey, DJ Pauly D, and Local Natives
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Geoffrey Canada
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Armie Hammer, Jo Koy, Natasha Leggero, and John Caparulo
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.