Tomorrow morning I’m scheduled to get my cast off which is not so much exciting as it is a massive relief. Of course, once the cast is off and I’m no longer complaining about how the cast interferes with my left hand’s typing ability, I’ll be complaining about having to re-learn how to type with my left hand after four weeks of not using it. You all have so much to look forward to in the next week! Here’s your Sunday night TV:
7:00pm: “60 Minutes” on CBS
“America’s Funniest Home Videos” on ABC
“Dateline: NBC” on NBC
“NFL Pro-Bowl” on Fox. Sure, it’s crap, but since football is about to go away for a little over six months I’m betting some of you are planning to watch anyway just to get your last few precious drops of new football in. Suckers.
8:00pm: “Basketball Wives” on VH1
“Celebration of Gospel” on BET
“Brick City” on Sundance. Second season premiere.
“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” on ABC
“Jerseylicious” on Style. Second season finale.
“Oprah Presents Master Class: Lorne Michaels” on OWN
“The 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards” on TBS and TNT. Is there any more unfortunate acronym than SAG? Really, there’s just no positive connotations there at all.
9:00pm: “Ax Men” on History
“Big Love” on HBO
“Bridalplasty” on E. First season finale.
“Californication” on Showtime
“Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane” on Style
“The Lost Valentine” on CBS. Original telefilm. It’s that time of year again! And by that I mean the time of year when I eagerly anticipate half-priced chocolate and mourn the loss of the original flavors of Sweethearts because I’m strange like that.
“Masterpiece: Downton Abbey” on PBS
“Kennedy’s Home Movies” on TLC
“What Chilli Wants” on VH1
“Worst Cooks in America” on Food Network
9:30pm: “Brandy and Ray J: A Family Business” on VH1
“Episodes” on Showtime
10:00pm: “UNCF: An Evening of Stars” on BET
“Hogs Gone Wild” on Discovery
“Iron Chef America” on Food Network
“Kourtney and Kim Take New York” on E
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta” on Bravo. 90 minute third season finale.
“Shameless” on Showtime
“Glam Fairy” on Style
10:30pm: Holly’s World” on E
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures. She promises to stop bitching about her cast at least two days after it’s taken off.