My Head Hurts
I’m a bit late tonight because the Miami traffic that I drive through every evening that makes a 14 mile drive take about 45 minutes most night was even worse today because there was some sort of Chanukah procession going on down the main street in Miami Beach when I left work, despite the fact that there had been no signs or warnings to indicate that that road would be unavailable. That’s how we roll down here, with little to no civic planning. I apologize for the delay and here’s your Wednesday night TV:
8:00pm: “American Ninja Warrior” on G4. Second season premiere.
“Dance Cam Slam” on VH1
“The Middle” on ABC
“The Sing-Off” on NBC
“Survivor” on CBS
“Losing One of My Giant Legs” on TLC. Well, certainly an extremely informative and evocative title.
8:30pm: “Better With You” on ABC
9:00pm: “Criminal Minds” on CBS
“Fashion Forward” on The CW
“Friday Night Lights” on DirecTV
“Ghost Hunters” on SyFy. Sixth season finale.
“Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox
“Man vs. Food” on Travel
“Modern Family” on ABC
“Mythbusters” on Discovery. THIS is the episode on which President Obama will be appearing. I’m not sure why the Mythbusters would need his assistance, but maybe he can find a way to bust a myth that manages to make everyone unhappy. He seems good at that.
“L.A Holiday Celebration” on PBS
“Throwdown with Bobby Flay” on Food Network
“Untold Stories of the E.R” on TLC
9:30pm: “Dog the Bounty Hunter” on A&E
“Cougar Town” on ABC
10:00pm: “Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew” on VH1
“The Defenders” on CBS
“E Investigates: Teen Suicide” on E. I’m sure the E producers are handling this with the same respect and gravitas with which they handle all their other shows.
“Full Throttle Saloon” on TruTV
“Hollywood Treasure” on SyFy
“Hookers: Saved on the Strip” on ID. Series premiere.
“Psych” on USA
“The Real World/Road Rules Challenge” on MTV
“Storage Wars” on A&E
“Storm Chasers: 2010 Behind the Storm” on Discovery
“The 8 Limbed Boy” on TLC. Hopefully it’s two sets of limbs and not like, eight arms and no legs. That would really suck.
“Top Chef” on Bravo
“Deep Fried Paradise 2” on Travel
“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Barbara Walters, Jayma Mays, and Alison Balsom
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Jeff Bridges and Rico Rodriguez
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Helen Mirren, Paul Bettany, and Little Big Town
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Russell Brand and Richard Wolffe
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Amy Adams, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, and Adam Ferrera
“Last Call with Carson Daly” on NBC featuring Andrew Jarecki, Donald Glover, and Florence and the Machine
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Michelle Williams
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Steve Martin
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Keri Hilson, Greg Fitzsimmons, Whitney Cummings, and Brad Wollack
“Conan” on TBS featuring Ray Romano, Arianna Huffington, and the LXD
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.