"She's got HUUUUGGEEE… Tracts of Land"
As is traditional for this time of year I’m racing to beat a few deadlines, so my intro is going to be brief. I hope all of you had a great weekend, up tonight are a couple finales, a few premieres, but I’m pretty sure there’s a whole bunch of you out there who are far more concerned with the sneak peak of Game of Thrones that’s going to be on HBO, clocking in at a blue ball inducing 15 minutes. For those of you who don’t have HBO or who aren’t caught up enough to watch tonight’s episode of “The Walking Dead”, well, I hope you’ve got something to work on because it’s looking kind of bleak tonight unless you adore trash TV. Here’s your Sunday night:
7:00pm: “60 Minutes” on CBS
“America’s Funniest Home Videos” on ABC
“Football Night in America” on NBC
8:00pm: “The Amazing Race” on CBS
“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” on ABC
“Jerseylicious” on Style
“On Strike for Christmas” on Lifetime Movie Network. Original telefilm. I swear, even the titles of these get worse as the month goes on.
“The Simpsons” on Fox. I think Katy Perry’s in this one. If any of you care.
“When Vacations Attack” on Travel
8:15pm: “Sunday Night Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Baltimore Ravens” on NBC
8:30pm: “The Cleveland Show” on Fox
8:45pm: “Inside Game of Thrones” on HBO. 9th season premiere.
9:00pm: “Boardwalk Empire” on HBO. First season finale.
“Bridalplasty” on E
“Desperate Housewives” on ABC
“Dexter” on Showtime
“Gene Simmons Family Jewels” on A&E. Sixth season premiere.
“IRT: Deadliest Roads” on History. First season finale.
“Sarah Palin’s Alaska” on TLC
“Undercover Boss” on CBS
“The USO Presents: VH1 Divas Salute the Troops” on VH1. When you’re describing such pop culture disaster areas as Nicki Minaj and Katy Perry (again!) as “Divas” I’m pretty sure the word has lost all semblance of meaning it once contained, even more so than when they began making pants for middle schoolers with it across the butt in glitter. Though, let’s be honest, they probably didn’t decide to feature Ms.Perry for her singing abilities.
9:30pm: “American Dad” on Fox
“Gene Simmons Family Jewels” on A&E
10:00pm: “Bama Belles” on TLC. Series premiere.
“The Beatles: From Liverpool to San Francisco” on BBCA
“Comedy Central’s Hot List 2010” on Comedy Central
“CSI: Miami” on CBS. 200th episode.
“The Hasselhoffs” on A&E. Series premiere.
“Iron Chef America” on Food Network
“Jilted” on WE
“Kendra” on E
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta” on Bravo
“Top Gear” on History
“The Walking Dead” on AMC. First season finale.
“Brothers and Sister” on ABC
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.