Ladies, Start Your Engines
Today is my brother’s birthday which is kind of good news since there’s nearly nothing else even remotely positive in the news today that I’ve seen. Anyone else got good news to share? I know it’s misery night and all, but honestly I could use a mood lifter and I’m sure a few others of you out there could too. Here’s your Monday night TV:
8:00pm: “90210” on The CW
“Antiques Roadshow” on PBS
“The Bachelor” on ABC
“Chuck” on NBC
“Enough Already with Peter Walsh” on OWN
“House” on Fox
“Pretty Little Liars” on ABC Family
9:00pm: “American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior” on Discovery
“American Pickers” on History
“The Bad Girls Club” on Oxygen
“Being Human” on SyFy
“The Cape” on NBC. What’s the betting looking like on how long this is going to last? Half a season? Less?
“Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” on Food Network
“Gossip Girl” on The CW. The only reason I’m happy this show is still around is because it means that Kristen Bell is gainfully employed on something that isn’t a terrible romantic comedy. Not that this is much better, but anything is better than When in Rome.
“Greek” on ABC Family
“Intervention” on A&E
“Lie to Me” on Fox
“The Next Great Baker” on TLC. First season finale.
“Panama Canal: American Experience” on PBS
“RuPaul’s Drag Race: Casting Special” on Logo
“WWE: Raw” on USA
“You’re Cut Off” on VH1
10:00pm: “Castle” on ABC
“Harry’s Law” on NBC
“Heavy” on A&E
“In the Bedroom with Dr.Laura Berman” on OWN
“RuPaul’s Drag Race” on Logo. 90 minute third season premiere. Oh man. There are many many days I wish I had the money to add Logo to my cable package. This is one of them.
“Skins” on MTV
“Tabatha’s Salon Takeover” on Bravo
“The X-Life” on VH1
10:30pm: “19 Kids and Counting” on TLC. Fifth season premiere.
11:30pm: “RuPaul’s Drag Race: Untucked” on Logo
Late Night Listings
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Dana Carvey, Maggie Q, and Lizz Wright
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Cory Monteith, Joan Rivers, and the Script
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Anand Giridharadas
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Charlie Rose
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Whitney Port, Loni Love, Matt Braunger and Brad Wollack
“Conan” on TBS featuring Larry King, Shaun White, and Iron & Wine
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures. She promises to stop bitching about her cast at least two days after it’s taken off.