OK, Mr.Ventura, I'll Tell You Where Area 51 is! Just Don't Hurt Me!
Well, I’m back home for the holidays and have already been greeted by the family pets who have done their best to make sure I don’t spend any moment of the next two and a half weeks without some kind of fur adorning my clothing. So far I’ve noticed that it’s much much colder than Miami, and it’s getting dark a lot earlier, which I don’t like. But, I’m glad to be back here to take a bit of a breather before next semester and not have to worry about my finances for at least a little bit. At the moment though, I’m exhausted from a night where I barely slept thanks to a party and thinking about what I still had to do before my flight and getting up early to do all those things, so I’m just gonna cut to the chase and let you know what this Wednesday night holds for you (hint: Not “Glee”):
8:00 p.m.: “The New Adventures of Old Christine” on CBS.
“Christmas with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir Featuring Brian Stokes Mitchell and Edward Hermann” on PBS.
“The Sing Off” on NBC.
“So You Think You Can Dance” on FOX, two-hour season 6 finale.
8:30 p.m.: “Gary Unmarried” on CBS.
9:00 p.m.: “Criminal Minds” on CBS.
“Friday Night Lights” on DirecTV.
“Mythbusters” on Discovery.
“Top Chef: Watch What Happens” on Bravo. I think this is the show where they deliberately try to start shit by poking all the sore points from the season. I remain confident that most of this season’s contestants are too mature for that, although Robin, Eli, and Mike I probably aren’t.
10:00 p.m.: “Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura” on TruTV. TruTV used to be Court TV right? I’d like to see more networks change their name to reflect the increasing stupidity of their programming. For example, VH1 could just be called “Dumb Spoiled Brats Network” or TLC could be “The Medical Freaks Channel”. You get the idea.
“CSI:NY” on CBS.
“Eastwick” on ABC.
“The Jay Leno Show” on NBC.
“Nip/Tuck” on FX, sixth season finale.
“The Real World/Road Rules Challenge” on MTV, one hour reunion special.
“Spectacle” on Sundance.
“Steven Seagal: Lawman” on A&E.
10:30 p.m.: “Steven Seagal: Lawman” on A&E.
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.