Listen, dear readers, I’m going to level with you: I have a headache, I still have to pack for my train ride tomorrow and find knitting supplies to keep myself busy for the 17 hours I’ll be spending on said train, and it’s been a long week already. I will make up for the lack of introduction at a later date. Here’s your Wednesday night TV:
8:00pm: “Human Target” on Fox
“Christmas with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir featuring Natalie Cole and David McCullough” on PBS
“The Sing-Off” on NBC
“Survivor” on CBS
9:00pm: “Criminal Minds” on CBS
“Friday Night Lights” on DirecTV
“Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox. 8th season finale.
“Third Reich: The Fall” on History
“I’ll Do Anything” on BBCA
“Man vs. Food: Carnivore Chronicles 8: Magnificence of Meatiness” on Travel
“Mythbusters” on Discovery. It’s a Green Hornet special, which sounds totally lame to me but that’s probably because I have less than no interest in the Green Hornet movie. I actually forget it exists unless I see/hear a direct reference to it, and then I go “oh, right, that” and promptly forget about it again.
“Paris The Luminous Years” on PBS
“Psych” on USA
“Untold Stories of the ER: Man with Two Faces” on TLC. Perhaps this is beside the point, but that doesn’t seem like an ER issue, per se, more like a lifelong condition that would be easily diagnosed from birth. But maybe he grew a second face suddenly. Or it’s another case of absorbed twin syndrome where, like, his ass started to grow an ear. I may have seen too many of these shows.
9:30pm: “Dog the Bounty Hunter” on A&E
10:00pm: “24/7: Penguins/Capitals” on HBO
“Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew” on VH1
“The Defenders” on CBS
“E! Investigates: Military Wives” on E
“Psych” on USA
“The Real World/Road Rules Challenge” on MTV. 20th season finale.
“Storage Wars” on A&E
“The Boy With Bloody Tears” on TLC
“Top Chef” on Bravo
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Tom Dreesen and Ronnie Spector
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Emily Blunt, Keith Fitzgerald, and Jackie Evancho
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Mark Wahlberg, Beau Garrett, and the Temper Trap
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Nick Lachey and Jamy Ian Swiss
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Ben Stiller, The Miz, and Annie Lennox
“Last Call with Carson Daly” on NBC featuring Mike Voegl, Emek, and Interpol
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Paul Rudd
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Laird Hamilton
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Ciara, Josh Wolf, Lavell Crawford, and Sarah Colonna
“Conan” on TBS featuring Amy Adams, Roger Waters, and Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes
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