L'had'lik Neir Shel Chanukkah
Happy Chanukkah to all my readers out there who are celebrating tonight! It’s past sundown here in Miami so I’m sure there are plenty of people sitting around lighting candles, eating latkes, and having deep conversations about why they don’t call their mother enough, which is mostly how a lot of us also spend the holidays only without the latkes which is a tragedy since they’re delicious. I tend to be in favor of most things which are fried and there’s far worse reasons to snack on them then some lamps that burnt for over a week a few thousand years ago. So, whether or not your evening involves potato products and guilt, here’s your Wednesday night TV:
7:30pm: “The Other City” on Showtime. 90 minute special presentation.
8:00pm: “America’s Next Top Model” on The CW. 15th season finale.
“Campus PD” on G4
“Human Target” on Fox
“Bell’Aria: Live from Las Vegas” on PBS
“Survivor” on CBS
“Undercovers” on NBC
9:00pm: “Dog the Bounty Hunter” on A&E
“Friday Night Lights” on DirecTV
“Ghost Hunters” on SyFy. There’s a crossover episode tonight featuring the Atlanta Housewife people from that show over on Bravo. In case that makes a difference to any of you. And if it does, you should be ashamed. Side note! The blonde Atlanta Housewife lady is now pregnant and has some god awful “single” out and every time I see her I have to do a double take because she looks just Frenchy from the Bret Michaels show who went on to a lucrative career in porn. That’s all.
“Hellcats” on The CW
“Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox
“The President’s Book of Secrets” on History. Hey, like that movie! Only probably more boring and with a whole lot less Nicholas Cage.
“I Love Money” on VH1. Fourth season finale.
“I’ll Do Anything” on BBCA
“Inside the NFL” on Showtime
“Law and Order: Special Victims Unit” on NBC
“Man vs. Food: Carnivore Chronicles 6: Meat Glorious Meat” on Travel
“Mythbusters” on Discovery
“The Ultimate Fighter” on SpikeTV
“Untold Stories of the E.R” on TLC
9:30pm: “Dog the Bounty Hunter” on A&E
“Keyboard Conversations” on PBS. I thought this might be a documentary about the rise of online communities, but it’s actually piano concerts with commentary. Just so you know.
10:00pm: “The Arrangement” on Logo. First season finale.
“Celebrity Life Coach” on Bio
“The Grammy Nominations Concert Live!” on CBS
“Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew” on VH1. Fourth season premiere.
“Clean House” on Style
“E! Entertainment Special: Taylor Swift” on E! Because Taylor Swift’s career has been long and decorated enough to warrant her own special. Exactly how long do you think will be devoted to the Kanye incident?
“Full Throttle Saloon” on TruTV
“Hollywood Treasure” on SyFy
“Law and Order: Los Angeles” on NBC
“Psych” on USA. “Twin Peaks” tribute episode! Get your damn fine coffee and cherry pie ready.
“The Real World/Road Rules Challenge” on MTV
“Storage Wars” on A&E. Series premiere.
“Storm Chasers” on Discovery. Fourth season finale.
“Terriers” on FX. First season finale. Still no word on whether or not this is getting a second season. Maybe one of you can ask Santa for that.
“Housebound: Trapped Inside” on TLC
“Top Chef” on Bravo. 8th season premiere. It’s an all stars season, so no new contestants.
“Food Truck Paradise” on Travel
“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS
“The Whole Truth” on ABC
Late Night Listings
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Mitt Romney, Jay Mohr, and Darius Rucker
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Larry King, Kate Bosworth, and Greg Fitzsimmons
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Regis Philbin and Wend Liebman
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Sting
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Michelle Rhee
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Cee-Lo Green, Chris Franjola, Chris Hardwick, and Natasha Leggero
“Conan” on TBS featuring Joel McHale, Tim Gunn, and Cake
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.