Hello, good people of Pajiba-land! It’s Thursday night, so it’s the start of my weekend from this job, but I’m going to be stage managing at the Miami Music Festival tonight and Saturday night, and attending the music conference happening here tomorrow and Saturday. Between the late nights working at the concerts and the waking up early to attend the conference, I anticipate getting all of maybe 12 hours of sleep between now and Sunday. At least I don’t have any other finals this week, that would really suck. Anyway, here’s a list of all the TV shows I won’t be seeing tonight:
8:00 p.m.: “Bones” on FOX. I’m not sure how this show can top the grease-corpse from last episode, gross-wise, but I also know they’ll try to. Bless them.
“Community” on NBC.
“Pittsburgh Steelers at Cleveland Browns” on the NFL Network. Man, that’s just mean. There’s not going to be a game, there’s just going to be a beating.
“Survivor” on CBS.
8:30 p.m.: “Parks and Recreation” on NBC.
9:00 p.m.: “CSI” on CBS.
“Fringe” on FOX.
“The Jeff Dunham Show” on Comedy Central, 1st season finale, so work on praying to the higher power of your choosing that it doesn’t get renewed.
“The Office” on NBC; it’s the annual Christmas episode so get your cringing face ready. The episode is called “Secret Santa” and I guess all of us remember how well the last “Secret Santa” at Dunder-Mifflin went.
9:30 p.m.: “30 Rock” on NBC. Also called “Secret Santa.” Huh.
10:00 p.m.: “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” on FX, 5th season finale.
“The Jay Leno Show” on NBC.
“Jersey Shore” on MTV. I’m given to believe this may be the already infamous “punch” episode, as a warning to those who saw the clip already and didn’t like it and I guess a heads-up to those who saw it and did. As I said previously, I found it disturbing on multiple levels, but to each their own.
“The Mentalist” on CBS.
10:30 p.m.: “The League” on FX, 1st season finale.
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