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Apologies out there to anyone who wanted the Phillies to win that blurnsball tournament that was happening recently. If only you’d gotten a few more blurns, it might have been a different world today. Specifically, it’d be a world where we didn’t get to watch either “Bones” or “Fringe” because they’re both back tonight! WOOOOOOOO! Join me in my idolatrous dance to the television gods, all ye Pajibans, as I preach to you the Godtopus blessed Thursday night television schedule:
8:00 p.m.: “Bones” on FOX (YEAH BABY!).
“Community” on NBC.
“Flash Forward” on ABC. I’ve seen commercials pimping this episode as “the one you can’t miss!” which means the promo people figured out that most of us are planning on missing it. Except S.P Ashworth, who doesn’t have a choice.
“Survivor” on CBS.
“The Vampire Diaries” on The CW.
8:30 p.m.: “Parks and Recreation” on NBC.
9:00 p.m.: “CSI: The Mothership” on CBS.
“Fringe” on FOX.
“Grey’s Anatomy” on ABC, which was shockingly decent last week. Lets see how they plan to ruin it all.
“The Jeff Dunham Show” on Comedy Central, lest we forget that stupid usually wins.
“The Office” on NBC.
“Supernatural” on The CW. Speaking of ruining “Grey’s Anatomy”, hat tip to Steven Lloyd Wilson, who alerted me to the fact that “Supernatural” will be spoofing them tonight. And they’re on at the same time. This is genius.
9:30 p.m.: “30 Rock” on NBC.
10:00 p.m.: “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” on FX (I know like a kafrillion people who watch this show and adore it, so I finally broke down. DVD #1 of seasons 1 and 2 will probably be at my house Saturday. If this show is not ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, I will hold it against every last one of you. Personally).
“The Jay Leno Show” on NBC.
“The Mentalist” on CBS.
“Private Practice” on ABC, starting at 10:01.
“Project Runway” on Lifetime.
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