It’s Cyber Monday, y’all! An artificial holiday created to convince people it’s a good idea to spend money and capitalize on the fact that most people who have internet with lax web filters are going to spend the day shopping online rather than working! As if it wasn’t hard enough to motivate people on a Monday under normal circumstances. Don’t mind me, though, I’m just grumpy because I had to wake up at a reasonable hour for the first time in about a week so I’ll take myself over there now after telling you what’s on TV tonight:
8:00pm: “90210” on The CW
“Chuck” on NBC
“Little People, Big World” on TLC
“Riverdance: Live From Beijing” on PBS. Wait, that’s still going? Didn’t Mr. Lord of the Dance retire? I’m so confused.
“Skating With the Stars” on ABC
8:30pm: “Little People, Big World” on TLC
“Monday Night Football: San Francisco 49ers at Arizona Cardinals” on ESPN
9:00pm: “The A-List: New York” on Logo
“American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior” on Discovery
“The Best Thing I Ever Ate” on Food Network
“Cake Boss” on TLC. Third season finale.
“The Event” on NBC. First season fall finale.
“Gossip Girl” on The CW
“In Treatment” on HBO
“Lie to Me” on Fox
“My Big Friggin Wedding” on VH1
“Unanswered Prayers” on Lifetime
“WWE: RAW” on USA
9:30pm: “CMA Country Christmas” on ABC. Ugh, we’re into this time of year. Alright then.
“In Treatment” on HBO
10:00pm: “The A-List: New York” on Logo. First season finale.
“Brew Masters” on Discovery. I swear this has been on like, three nights in a row now. I get it that Discovery is trying their best to get in on the coveted Dude Market, which was particularly evident in the first episode in which they did their best to say “Bitch’s Brew” at least every ten seconds. Also, the guy who hosts this has a weird Sylvester Stallone thing going on where he only talks out of one side of his mouth, but I’m the kind of strange person who picks up on and is bothered by things like that. I’m sure he’s a lovely person.
“Chase” on NBC
“Fabulous Cakes: Southern California” on TLC
“Hoarders” on A&E
“Mario Lopez: Saved By the Baby” on VH1
“Yanni: A Living Legacy” on PBS. This guy is still around too? Weird.
“Southern Fried Stings” on TruTV
10:30pm: “Bret Michaels: Life as I Know It” on VH1
“The Buried Life” on MTV. Second season finale.
“Southern Fried Stings” on TruTV. Second season finale.
Late Night Listings
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Bill Cosby and Atticus Shaffer
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Ben Affleck, David Sedaris, and Nicki Minaj
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Michael Sheen and Michael Franti
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Judah Friedlander
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Dan Savage
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring John Stamos, Heather McDonald, Josh Wolf, and Ross Mathews
“Conan” on TBS featuring George Lopez, Chris Colfer, and Kid Cudi
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.