Hot Doctors, Literally!
Some people have been asking me about what happened to my hand, or bitching about the fact that my columns are occasionally shorter because of my hand. To the first group; I am working on a post explaining how exactly I damaged myself complete with pictures and shit if I get really ambitious for tomorrow that will probably go on my blog, but I’ll link to it here so the curious among you can get the details. For those of you who are bitching, you don’t know how much it means to me to hear that I am just as good at pissing you off with only partial use of my left hand as I am normally. Truly, it’s inspiring. Here’s your Wednesday night TV:
8:00pm: “Howe and Howe Tech” on Discovery.
“Human Target” on Fox. Back to back new episodes. Is Six still on this show or is it just Rorschach, Emerson Cod, and that other dude with the sandy hair? And is anyone watching it on it’s own merits or just the fact that it features people you liked in other things?
“Live to Dance” on CBS
“The Middle” on ABC
“Minute to Win It” on NBC
“Mystery Diagnosis” on OWN
“American Master: Jeff Bridges: The Dude Abides” on PBS. I think everyone should watch this just to reward PBS for going with that title.
8:30pm: “Better With You” on ABC
9:00pm: “Dog the Bounty Hunter” on A&E
“Friday Night Lights” on DirecTV
“Ghost Hunters International” on SyFy
“10.0 Megaquake” on History. Every so often I’m tempted to do a “History or SyFy?” feature with some of these titles. Hasn’t happened. Yet.
“I’ll Do Anything” on BBCA. First season finale.
“Inside the NFL” on Showtime
“Man vs. Food” on Travel
“Modern Family” on ABC
“My Strange Addiction” on TLC
“Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” on TBS
“Cougar Town” on ABC
10:00pm: “Are We There Yet” on TBS
“Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew” on VH1
“The Defenders” on CBS
“Full Throttle Saloon” on TruTV
“I Used to Be Fat” on MTV
“Law and Order: Special Victims Unit” on NBC
“Miracle Detectives” on OWN
“Off The Map” on ABC. Series premiere. More sexy doctors brought to you by that woman who made those other two popular sexy doctor shows! Now with more jungle.
“Toddlers and Tiaras” on TLC
“Top Chef” on Bravo
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Kevin James, Olivia Munn, and Blake Shelton
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Seth Rogen, Brady Barr, and Bettye Lavette
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Sandra Oh, Rico Rodriguez, Nolan Gould, Ariel Winter, and Fitz & the Tantrums
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring David Duchovny and Jo Frost
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Paul Giamatti, Faith Hill, and Cake
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Gov. Tim Pawlenty
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Bernard-Henri Levy
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Sara Bareilles, Jen Kirkman, Josh Wolf, and Diablo Cody
“Conan” on TBS featuring Denis Leary, Ice Cube, and Tim Minchin
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures. She promises to stop bitching about her cast at least two days after it’s taken off.