Woke up today with the sniffles and I’m not sure what that’s about and it’s about the last thing I need at this time of year. I’ve got the tea going and I’m really hoping I don’t have to resort to anything more intense because cold medicine has a nasty habit of knocking me right on my ass or just making me kind of loopy and useless for the rest of the day. So while I enjoy my tea and cross my fingers that things don’t progress from this point to an actual cold, here’s your Wednesday night TV:
8:00pm: “America’s Next Top Model” on The CW
“Campus PD” on G4
“Dance Cam Slam” on VH1
“Dateline NBC” on NBC. This is called “William and Kate: A Royal Love Story” so those of you who enjoy that sort of thing can tell me how it goes. I’m not shockingly not particularly interested in the marriage of two people I don’t know, will probably never meet and who will have a wedding that I most assuredly will not be attending. Weird, right?
“Human Target” on Fox. Second season premiere.
“The Middle” on ABC
“Secrets of the Dead: Lost Ships of Rome” on PBS
“Survivor” on CBS
8:30pm: “Better With You” on ABC
9:00pm: “Criminal Minds” on CBS
“Friday Night Lights” on DirecTV
“Ghost Hunters” on SyFy
“Hellcats” on The CW
“Hell’s Kitchen” on Fox
“I’ll Do Anything” on BBCA
“Inside the NFL” on Showtime
“Law and Order: Special Victims Unit” on NBC
“Man vs. Food: Carnivore Chronicles 4: Meat is Still Awesome” on Travel. I don’t usually list full episode titles but I enjoyed that one too much to not give it its due.
“Modern Family” on ABC
“Mythbusters” on Discovery
“Circus” on PBS
“Throwdown with Bobby Flay” on Food Network. It’s a Thanksgiving special so we get to see the Bobby Flay take on Thanksgiving which will involve chipotle, blue corn, hot peppers, and “southwestern” flavors. I don’t know this from any episode description, that’s just the words you plug into the recipe to take it from “normal” to “Bobby Flay”. Sort of like a Food Network version of Mad-Libs.
9:30pm: “Cougar Town” on ABC
10:00pm: “Finding Hulk Hogan” on A&E. Pretty sure he’s off banging some chick that looks like his daughter, only younger, but maybe I’m wrong.
“25 Years of Sexy: People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive!” on ABC
“The Arrangement” on Logo
“Clean House” on Style
“The Defenders” on CBS
“Food Wars” on Travel. First season finale.
“Full Throttle Saloon” on TruTV. Second season premiere.
“Hollywood Treasure” on SyFy
“I Love Money” on VH1
“Law and Order: Los Angeles” on NBC
“Psych” on USA
“The Real World/Road Rules Challenge” on MTV
“South Park” on Comedy Central. 14th season finale.
“Storm Chasers” on Discovery
“Terriers” on FX. Have you emailed [email protected] yet to indicate your support of “Terriers” so it gets a second season? No? Why the hell not?
“Top Chef Just Desserts” on Bravo. First season finale.
“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS
“What’s Eating You” on E. First season finale.
10:30pm: “Hollywood Treasure” on SyFy
“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS
“Ugly Americans” on Comedy Central. First season finale.
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Jake Gyllenhaal, Fran Lebowitz, and Ne-Yo
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Christina Aguilera and Buddy Valastro
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Patrick Dempsey, Armie Hammer, and Nelly
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Russell Crowe and Dr.Lisa Masterson
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Amanda Peet, Peter Krause, and Rascal Flatts
“Last Call with Carson Daly” on NBC featuring Jason Ritter, k-os, and Broken Bells
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Jay-Z
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Ian Frazier
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Tom Bergeron, Dan Levy, Gary Valentine, and Sarah Colonna
“Conan” on TBS featuring Russell Brand, Susan Casey, and The 88
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