Raise Your Hand if You're Kinda Creepy!
Today, a decision I made several months ago caught up with me in a big way. Back at the beginning of the semester I said to myself “Self, you live less than a mile from campus. Buying a parking pass would be a foolish waste of money! And the parking lot is always full anyway! You should walk to school, it’s all healthy and green and shit and more importantly you won’t have to shell out $500 you don’t have.” And I’ve had a great run of it… until today when I took out about ten books from the library to start a research paper. Large books. About Nazis. That doesn’t make them heavier, I just felt like mentioning it. I’ll be spending the night on the couch with the Advil mourning the fact that I’m not wealthy enough to have a masseuse/masseur come to my apartment. Here’s your Tuesday night TV:
8:00pm: “The Biggest Loser” on NBC
“Glee” on Fox. Featuring the Gwyneth Paltrow number that has already been splashed all over the internet. What’s the over/under on the likelihood of Schue making out with her? Dude is just a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
“NCIS” on CBS
“No Ordinary Family” on ABC
“Nova: Secrets of Stonehenge” on PBS. …Are there some that have been recently discovered that I’m unaware of?
“One Tree Hill” on The CW
9:00pm: “19 Kids and Counting” on TLC
“The Bad Girls Club: Reunion Part 1” on Oxygen
“Dancing with the Stars” on ABC
“Dirty Jobs” on Discovery
“In Treatment” on HBO
“Life Unexpected” on The CW
“Millionaire Matchmaker” on Bravo
“NCIS: Los Angeles” on CBS
“Stargate Universe” on SyFy
“Raising Hope” on Fox
9:30pm: “Billy the Exterminator” on A&E
“In Treatment” on HBO
10:00pm: “16 and Pregnant” on MTV
“Auction Hunters” on Spike TV
“Auction Kings” on Discovery
“Chopped” on Food Network
“The Fashion Show” on Bravo. I guess maybe Bravo is regretting the loss of “Project Runway” right about now, hmmm?
“Glory Daze” on TBS. Series premiere. Oh, good, another show that portrays college as a rite of passage rather than as a means to get a degree. I’m not saying you can’t have fun while getting that degree, but keep your eyes on the prize. If all you want to do is party and sleep til 2pm everyday, do your parents the favor of not making them fund it. Yes, I am kind of a bitch. I’m aware.
“The Good Wife” on CBS
“Independent Lens: Lost Sparrow” on PBS
“The Little Couple” on TLC
“Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time” on Comedy Central
“Parenthood” on NBC
“Parking Wars” on A&E.
“Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel” on TruTV
“Running Russell Simmons” on Oxygen
“Sons of Anarchy” on FX
“Detroit 187” on ABC
10:30pm: “Auction Kings” on Discovery
“Parking Wars” on A&E
“Being Terry Kennedy” on BET
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Jay-Z, Jamie Oliver, and Rihanna
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Julianne Moore, Tom Felton, and Nelly
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Leah Remini, the latest “Dancing with the Stars” castoff, and Trey Songz
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Chris Hardwick and Matt Smith
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Bruce Springsteen
“Last Call with Carson Daly” on NBC featuring Mark Cuban, John Cameron Mitchell, and Japandroids
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Bethany McLean and Joe Nocera
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring John Legend
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Jo Koy, Heather McDonald, and TJ Miller
“Conan” on TBS featuring Harrison Ford, Rosario Dawson, and Reggie Watts
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.