I was going to write a longer introduction but my hand hurts so I’m going to go hunt down my nearly empty Advil bottle instead. Sorry. Here’s your Tuesday night TV:
8:00pm: “The Biggest Loser” on NBC
“I, Predator” on Animal Planet. Series premiere.
“Mysteries at the Museum” on Travel. The commercials make this look interesting, but I remain skeptical. Anyone seen it and have an evaluation? And I am the kind of person who likes museums but hates “The DaVinci Code”.
“NCIS” on CBS
“No Ordinary Family” on ABC
“Nova: Deadliest Earthquakes” on PBS
9:00pm: “Cupcake Wars” on Food Network
“Dirty Jobs” on Discovery
“Frontline: Battle for Haiti” on PBS
“Millionaire Matchmaker” on Bravo. Fourth season finale.
“Mysteries at the Museum” on Travel. First season finale.
“NCIS: Los Angeles” on CBS
“Ramsay’s Best Restaurant” on BBCA
“V” on ABC. Really? This survived? Huh, well I guess that’s good news for Morena Baccarin.
“What Not to Wear” on TLC
“Million Dollar Money Drop” on Fox
10:00pm: “Auction Kings” on Discovery
“Chopped” on Food Network
“Detroit 187” on ABC
“The Fashion Show” on Bravo
“The Game” on BET. Fourth season premiere.
“Glory Daze” on TBS
“The Good Wife” on CBS
“Hardcore Pawn” on TruTV. This title bugs me to an nearly irrational degree for reasons I can’t articulate.
“Independent Lens: Children of Haiti” on PBS
“Lights Out” on FX. Series premiere. It’s like that movie you keep hearing about but not as good and in the comfort of your own home!
“Parenthood” on NBC
“Teen Mom” on MTV. Third season premiere.
“Tosh.0” on Comedy Central. Third season premiere.
10:30pm: “Onion Sportsdome” on Comedy Central. Series premiere.
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Vince Vaughn, Mike Wolfe & Frank Fritz, and Cage the Elephant
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Bill Maher, Melissa McCarthy, and the Duke Spirit
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring Channing Tatum, Mamie Gummer, and A Day to Remember
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Paula Abdul and Dave Attell
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Jennifer Connelly, Jerry O’Connell, and Tom Tom Club
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring Colin Firth
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Chris Hughes
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Zach Gilford, Jo Koy, Randy Sklar, and Sarah Colonna
“Conan” on TBS featuring Javier Bardem, Rashida Jones, and Steel Train
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures. She promises to stop bitching about her cast at least two days after it’s taken off.