Tonight marks the official return to Gleedom for those of you out there who enjoy ridiculously over the top, flamboyant shows about high school show choirs. For those of you who don’t, well, I’m sure there’s something wonderful in your lives too. I, sadly, will have to wait until tomorrow to watch “Glee” because I got called in to work tonight and while I love TV, I love money more. This means I won’t be hanging around the comments in case y’all choose to get spoilery and whatnot. Anyway, for those of you watching TV tonight instead of earning money, here’s what you’ve got to look forward to:
8:00pm: “ABC Special: The 43rd Annual CMA Awards” on ABC, in case you’re feeling a little bit country.
“America’s Next Top Model” on The CW, in case you’re feeling a little bit little (We’re still on the one where it’s all “short” girls, right? I don’t watch this show often enough to know, but I remember hearing about this cycle and being like “oh hey, I should audition!” and then I realized that I’m not batshit crazy and went about my day as usual.)
“Mercy” on NBC
“The New Adventures of Old Christine” on CBS
“So You Think You Can Dance” on FOX
8:30pm: “Gary, Unmarried” on CBS
9:00pm: “Criminal Minds” on CBS
“Friday Night Lights” on DirecTV
“Glee” on FOX (WOOOOOOOO!)
“Law and Order: Special Victims Unit” on NBC
“Mythbusters” on Discovery. The episode is called “Crash and Burn” and I’m thinking that’s a little redundant for this show, since they ALWAYS crash something and there’s ALWAYS an explosion and/or burning of some kind. It’s their thing, it works.
“The Real World” on MTV
“Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” on TBS
9:30pm: “Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” on TBS (Why not just make it an hour long episode instead of two half hour episodes? Whatever, not my problem.)
10:00pm: “CSI: NY” on CBS
“The Jay Leno Show” on NBC
“Nip/Tuck” on FX, your other Ryan Murphy offering for the night.
“Real World/Road Rules Challenge” on MTV so jamiepants doesn’t yell at me for forgetting about it.
“South Park” on Comedy Central
“Top Chef” on Bravo, which I’m getting tired of watching because it’s really down to an eeeny meeny miney moe between Jen, Kevin, and the Voltaggio brothers as to who’s going to win. I’d be happy with any of them, really, so what’s the point?
“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS
Be sure to stay tuned to the comments where BSlim will pick out the one or two shows I didn’t think worth mentioning to taunt me with. It’s always entertaining.
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