Halloween week just keeps rolling on tonight with a whole slew of new Halloween themed episodes for your viewing enjoyment. I actually don’t have a lot of time for TV this week since forces have conspired to make me EXTRA SUPER MONDO BUSY but I appreciate that it’s all happening and most of it I’ll be able to see on Hulu. It is actually the thought of Halloween that’s dragging me through the worst parts; that Sunday night I’ll get to dress up in something I’d never wear otherwise and go out to the giant street party that is Miami on Halloween and try and break my record for variety of containers to drink alcohol out of in one night. Last year was a highlight, since I ran into some sexy lumberjacks carrying around sweet tea vodka in syrup bottles. Anyway, here’s your Wednesday night TV:
8:00pm: “America’s Next Top Model” on The CW
“Campus PD” on G4. This episode is actually about Spring Break, not Halloween which is just baffling. When I was working at night on campus, I’d much rather work Spring Break than Halloween; most of the people were gone over Spring Break. For Halloween they were all there, all in costume, all WASTED, and they all really wanted to discuss the ID policy with you in great detail right then. People got bribed to pick up Halloween shifts.
“The Middle” on ABC
“Survivor” on CBS
“Undercovers” on NBC
8:30pm: “Better With You” on ABC
9:00pm: “Criminal Minds” on CBS
“Friday Night Lights” on DirecTV. Fifth season premiere. Awwwww, now this just makes me sad.
“Ghost Hunters” on SyFy
“Hellcats” on The CW
“I’ll Do Anything” on BBCA. Series premiere.
“Inside the NFL” on Showtime
“Man vs. Food” on Travel
“Modern Family” on ABC
“Mythbusters” on Discovery.
“Great Performances: Chicago Symphony Orchestra: Pierre Boulez Conduct’s Mahler’s 7th” on PBS
“Throwdown with Bobby Flay” on Food Network. Anyone else think the concept of this is kind of dumb? If some random cook out in the middle of nowhere can make a better roast beef than you (or whatever) why would you want to advertise that, since you’re famous for being a chef? I think Bobby Flay just annoys me.
9:30pm: “Dog The Bounty Hunter” on A&E
“Ma’s Roadhouse” on TruTV. First season finale.
“Cougar Town” on ABC
10:00pm: “Black Gold” on TruTV
“The Defenders” on CBS
“Food Wars” on Travel. They’re doing Key Lime Pie in Key West. Frankly, everyone’s a winner in that showdown.
“Harry Loves Lisa” on TV Land
“Hollywood Treasure” on SyFy. Series premiere.
“I Love Money” on VH1
“LA Ink” on TLC
“The Real World/Road Rules Challenge” on MTV
“Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible” on Science
“South Park” on Comedy Central
“Steven Seagal: Lawman” on A&E
“Storm Chasers” on Discovery
“Tailgate Warriors with Guy Fieri” on Food Network. Oh, good, just what TV needed. More Guy Fieri. Cool.
“Terriers” on FX
“Top Chef Just Desserts” on Bravo
“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” on TBS
“What’s Eating You” on E
“The Whole Truth” on ABC
Late Night Listings
“The Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS featuring Dana Carvey, Lisa Kelly, and Michael Franti & Spearhead
“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC featuring Robin Williams, Judd Apatow, and Kylie Minogue
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” on ABC featuring William Shatner, Hilary Duff, and A Perfect Circle
“The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson” on CBS featuring Marg Helgenberger and Donald Glover
“Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on NBC featuring Donnie Wahlberg and School of Seven Bells
“Last Call with Carson Daly” on NBC featuring David Banner, Jenna Shoemaker, and Interpol
“The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” on Comedy Central featuring President Barack Obama
“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central featuring Rep. Rom Perriello and Apolo Anton Ohno
“Chelsea Lately” on E featuring Jennifer Nettles, Chris Hardwick, John Caparulo, and Sarah Colonna
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. You can learn more about her at Rusty’s Ventures.