All right, I need a weekend to recover from this weekend. I went out drinking two nights in a row, the first preceded by bowling, and I topped it all off by playing soccer for the first time in 8 years, so I also have bruises that are slowly developing like Polaroids that only showcase how clumsy and foolhardy I am. The worst part is that I CAN’T STOP POKING THEM, which makes me an idiot as well. Anyway, tonight’s TV schedule is not as messed up as I am, but it’s close.
8:00pm: “Dancing With The Stars” on ABC.
“Heroes” on NBC.
“One Tree Hill” on The CW.
“So You Think You Can Dance” on FOX.
8:30pm “Monday Night Football” Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins. I grew up in the DC Beltway, so I should be able to say without a doubt that the Phillians are going to have something to celebrate tonight but … y’all lost to the Raiders. That’s just embarrassing.
9:00pm: “Gossip Girl” on The CW.
“Jon and Kate Plus 8” on TLC, and this is apparently the episode where Kate will answer viewer questions about her horrifically public divorce. Not my thing, but I’m betting some of you out there may get a schadenfreude-type kick out of it.
“Lie to Me” on FOX.
“Trauma” on NBC.
“Greek” on ABC Family.
10:00pm: “Extreme Paranormal” on A&E which is, once again, not “Hoarders.”
“Jay Leno Show” on NBC.
“Castle” on ABC (And again for the DVR-ers, this starts at 10:02pm).
(Also, one last reminder: The Pajiba Movie Club is discussing Let the Right One In tomorrow at 3 EST. Hope to see you there. DR
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