Welcome to Monday! If your week doesn’t suck already, congratulations and try not to lord it over the rest of us. Television tonight has somewhat slim pickings, and there’s not even a new “Hoarders” on for those of us who use the mental illnesses of others to feel better about our own housekeeping abilities. So, here’s your lineup:
7:00pm: Nothing but a special on the Beijing Olympics on Showtime.
8:00pm: “House” on Fox.
“Heroes” on NBC, which I quit a while ago but I think some of you are still hooked on.
“How I Met Your Mother” on CBS.
“Dancing With The Stars” on ABC.
8:30pm: Monday Night Football, Denver at San Diego on ESPN.
9:00pm: “Gossip Girl” on the CW.
“Lie To Me” on Fox. I’ve seen this a couple times and … I don’t know. I’m not a big fan. All the characters just seem way too smug.
“Trauma” on NBC.
9:30pm: “Big Bang Theory” on CBS.
10:00pm: “Extreme Paranormal: New Mexico State” which is NOT “Hoarders” on A&E.
“Castle” on ABC (Note for DVR-ers, this officially starts at 10:02 p.m., so adjust your timing on the back end accordingly.)
Intern Rusty is a Masters student at the University of Miami. She currently has four jobs and receives a regular paycheck from 50% of them. You can read about how she’s handling all this over at Rusty’s Ventures. She prefers her bribes in the form of food, alcohol, or Target gift cards.