Eff the Phillies
Here are your Columbus Day offerings:
— Game Four of the Phillies vs. Rockies series on TBS. Fuck the Phillies — the only team in the wild-card round that hasn’t been able to sweep. Look for them to finish off the Rockies with Cliff Lee tonight.
— “How I Met Your Mother” on CBS. I appreciate how much mileage they are getting out of the Barney/Robin relationship, and how they’ve sort of made Ted the show’s second fiddle, which is at it should be.
— “Heroes” on NBC.
— “Dancing with the Stars” on ABC.
— “House” on Fox.
— “Little People, Big World” has its sixth season premiere on TLC.
— “Dolphins vs. Jets” on ESPN. I think the Jets are a bit of a paper tiger. Look for the Dolphins to get the upset, 17-10.
— “Trauma” on NBC. If the ratings aren’t solid, expect a cancellation announcement later this week.
— “Lie to Me” on Fox.
— “Big Bang Theory” on CBS.
— “Gone too Far,” the DJ AM eight-part documentary series begins tonight. I know that DJ AM is dead, but honestly, I have no idea who he is.
— “The Rachel Zoe Project,” whatever that is, has its season finale on Bravo!
— “Castle” on CBS.