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Now You Can Wear Jason Statham's Face On Your Face

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | May 22, 2015 |

By Vivian Kane | Miscellaneous | May 22, 2015 |



Among all the great comedy and action and heart that makes up Paul Feig’s Spy (which comes out in just a couple more weeks), there’s one running joke that steals the whole damn movie. As you can see in the video below, Jason Statham plays a less than brilliant spy who becomes obsessed with the idea of a secret face-off machine. Well, it turns out Statham was right and the machine is real.

Thanks to the horrible 1-step photoshop center that is faceoffmachine.com, anyone can disguise themselves as Jason Statham. Just some quick examples from pictures I already had saved on my computer, here’s Neville Longbottom disguised as Jason Staham:
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Here’s Cher, disguised as Statham to get away from Val Kilmer. (It’s not working.)
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And here’s a T-Rex disguising herself as Statham to intimidate Jeff Goldblum. (It IS working, obviously.)
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The future is now!



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