So, how’s your day going?
Got any unsolicited dick pics lately? No? Lucky you. Who wants a face full of knob without asking for it first, right? Yet I hear that this is a fate that befalls women quite often. Ladies, I apologise on behalf of my gender. Fuck that shit.
By way of apology I am here to spread good news. Good practice, as it happens. A pioneer’s methods.
Rebecca McGregor is a 21-year old Scottish model and photographer. That combination—woman, model—is apparently irresistible to some men. At least when it comes to dinging their dongs across the interwebs at her. They just can’t help flinging virtual dick.
Rebecca said, according to Newshub:
I find the men sending these images really disrespectful, and it makes me uncomfortable. I receive them at least three times a day, unsolicited. Mostly, they will just send them and not even try to say hi.
Well, Ms. McGregor recently came up with an ingenious clap back: Flinging those unwanted dicks further on down the line. Yup, just like the tape in The Ring, Rebecca passed that shit on. Annoyed by one man in particular, she found out who his mum is. Then, like a massive body in outer space helping to facilitate a gravitational slingshot, she redirected that dick comet straight at the man’s mum, saying:
Hey doll, I see you’re listed at Glenn’s mother? I think you need to have a chat with your son on how to approach women — see attached xx.
Pioneers. God bless ‘em.
Rebecca ha also fought back against some of the idiotic, missing-the-point push back that greeted her move:
Dear god it must be exhausting to be a woman.