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Let's Be Crassly Cynical About These Celebrities Posing for Photos at a Soup Kitchen

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | November 23, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | November 23, 2012 |

I’m sorry, but James Van Der Beek has ruined celebrity volunteers at soup kitchens for me forever, thanks to this week’s “Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt. 23.” You just know that Neil Patrick Harris, Matt Bomer, Zachary Levi (with dreadfully blonde hair), showed up, had their picture took, and skipped out, only to have the soup kitchen bodyguards show up at their houses and drag them back in, reminding them that you actually have to WORK when you volunteer at soup kitchen.

So, let’s sit in front of our laptops while the food is still digesting from our marathon binge-eating-and-sleeping stints, feel the gravy congeal in our veins, pass a little turkey gas, and judge these celebrities who took time away from their families yesterday to engage in transparent publicity stunts, ladling out food to the homeless like the fame whores they obviously are.







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