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Nope

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | August 22, 2016 |

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | August 22, 2016 |


Nope.

The sun gives us life. But if we’re not careful it also gives us painful sunburns. That’s why we made KFC’s Extra Crispy™ Sunscreen! Its SPF helps protect your skin while the real fried chicken scent leaves you smelling delicious!

Not a chance.

Harmful ultraviolet rays bounce off your skin while the lovely fragrance rays penetrate it to give you a healthy chicken aroma.

Does it come with divorce papers, or do we have to file those separately?

Side effects may include the Extra Crispy™ lifestyle and smelling like fried chicken.

Seriously, the people dumb enough to buy this product are the only people dumb enough to eat it.

KFC® Extra Crispy™ Sunscreen is an actual product. KFC® Extra Crispy™ Sunscreen is not a food product. NOT a food product. Do not eat this product. Even though this product smells delicious, it is not delicious.

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You’ve got to be kidding me.

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