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Ink Cartridges Are Such a Scam

By Petr Knava | Miscellaneous | November 6, 2018 |

By Petr Knava | Miscellaneous | November 6, 2018 |


In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Let there be ink,” and there was ink.

God saw that the ink was good, and he separated the cyan from the magenta and then the black from the yellow.

God called the cartridge ‘dope,’ and he was all like, ‘This shit is gonna cost diddly squat to produce, but, like, an absolute assload to purchase, lol.’ And God did so because he was, well… God, and he could do whatever he wanted to. But also markets shouldn’t be regulated and people should be able to charge what they want for their shit. No such thing as a ‘fair price’. If someone’s paying it, it’s fair.

And God went to rest and started to think about what to charge for a 200 square foot apartment in San Francisco…

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