The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards begin tonight on NBC at 8 EST. Stick around and chat about it below. Mock, celebrate, and complain. It’s the Pajiba way!
If you’re looking to spice up the Globes, here’s a few drinking cues:
— Drink whenever someone takes a shot at NBC over the late-night mess. Two drinks if the mention of Jay Leno elicits boos.
— Drink whenever there’s a reaction shot of Angelina Jolie.
— Drink whenever Ricky Gervais laughs maniacally.
— Drink whenever there’s a lame joke that makes reference to Avatar.
— Drink whenever you see a commercial for “Chuck.”
— Self-immolate if Sandra Bullock wins out over Meryl Streep in any category.
— Drink if anyone on stage is drunker than you are.
That should about take you to the first commercial break, before you completely pass out in a puddle of your own beer vomit.