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The 2010 Golden Globe Open Thread

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | January 17, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | January 17, 2010 |

The 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards begin tonight on NBC at 8 EST. Stick around and chat about it below. Mock, celebrate, and complain. It’s the Pajiba way!

If you’re looking to spice up the Globes, here’s a few drinking cues:

— Drink whenever someone takes a shot at NBC over the late-night mess. Two drinks if the mention of Jay Leno elicits boos.

— Drink whenever there’s a reaction shot of Angelina Jolie.

— Drink whenever Ricky Gervais laughs maniacally.

— Drink whenever there’s a lame joke that makes reference to Avatar.

— Drink whenever you see a commercial for “Chuck.”

— Self-immolate if Sandra Bullock wins out over Meryl Streep in any category.

— Drink if anyone on stage is drunker than you are.

That should about take you to the first commercial break, before you completely pass out in a puddle of your own beer vomit.

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