Every day should be Anderson Cooper day. Remember the time that Anderson Cooper shrugged off a bomb explosion in Gaza? Or the time that he said to a fellow airline passenger, “Bitch, what the f**k are you doing?”. Or when he took down Star Jones after she accused him of exploiting his coming-out revelation for ratings? Bitchy Anderson Cooper is still the best Anderson Cooper.

There was also the time many months ago when Anderson Cooper called someone on Twitter a “moron.” Last night, however, he dug a little deeper, going through a Twitterer’s timeline to come up with a fitting insult after she accused him of failing to report the facts.

SALUTE.

On a slow news day ahead of Thanksgiving, it’s the bitchy little things, isn’t it?

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