I would have thought that a post that begins with the sentence, “It may surprise some of you to know that I enjoy taking the piss out of Americans on occasion.” would be met in the spirit that it was intended. Hell it even made ridiculous claims that, while some Americans and Canadians would no doubt believe were true, simply could not be taken seriously by someone with a shred of logic. Honestly people, I don’t hate Americans nor do I think they’re stupid, but apparently some of you cannot grant me the same latitude. That goes for Canadians too. You, especially, should know better.
Any of you that know me (and if you’ve been around here for any length of time you do) are fully aware that I’m willing to poke fun at my country and myself just as quickly as any other nationality or person. However, I realize that I may have gone too far. I could write some flowery apology to those who took offence to my ridiculous rant, or I could prostrate myself before you begging that you forgive my presumption but I don’t really think that would appropriately convey my sincerity. Actually, I think the upstanding young people over at Filmdrunk made a compilation that truly expresses my sentiments. It even conveniently ties in with yesterday’s post. But really, that puppy lives with me, you wouldn’t hurt a puppy would you?
I love you all.