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Admin's Baby Name Is?

By admin | Miscellaneous | August 10, 2009 |

By admin | Miscellaneous | August 10, 2009 |

Well that was exciting and totally different from the other two spawn of my loins. This one was longer, harder and bloodier than those before. Wife and baby are doing fine and, holy balls, is my lady a trooper. Au natural all the way then she got up, kicked the doctor in the junk and said “give me my behbeh!” Fucking rockstar all the way.

The kid is pure admin. Strong as a rabid moose, loud as a beaver in heat and pretty as a baby seal (freshly clubbed of course). She was born with a birthmark shaped like a maple leaf, a toque on her head and ice skates already strapped to her dainty feet. When I held her for the first time I said that she would have the world and she reached out her tiny hand to grasp my finger. I thought it was cute until she sank her talons into my tender flesh (the doctor has since assured me that they are only baby fingernails) but she knows that she owns this joint. Mrs. Admin and I are aware that such strength and beauty is deserved of a name that has equal majesty and thustly we named her accordingly.

Ladies, gentlemen and Skitz may I present:

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Congratulations Celery, now bow before your empress!

Oh, and before you start with the mounting jokes, branded, consider how many men have died trying to scale that peak. I gauran-fucking-tee you, twice as many will perish attempting to scale these ones.

(Celery: That’s one free Pajiba T-Shirt for you, the next time one goes on order. — DR)

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