Zombies Are On Portion Controlled Diets? Then What's the Point?
Deadliest Catch on Discovery at 8:00pm ET. I think it’s kind of funny that they air this show about Alaskan fisherman in the middle of the summer when we’re all the least likely to be sympathetic to people being cold. “Ohhhh, it’s a bit chilly on the boat? That’s great. The air conditioning on the metro was broken today and I showed up to work looking like I’d hit a wet tee shirt contest at Starbucks on my way.”
iZombie on The CW at 9:00pm ET. First season finale. Aw, hey, your adorable zombie show is over! Good news, though, it’s been renewed so there is much brain eating to look forward to next season. Well, much charming and delightful brain eating, rather than the gross and scary brain eating that all other zombie shows have.
Hell’s Kitchen on Fox at 9:00pm ET. Fourteenth season finale. Gordon Ramsay will finish yelling at people for another season. I want to know what his hobbies are when he’s not filming. For his blood pressure’s sake I hope it’s things like bonsai or counted cross stitch, with a nice meditation session to end the day.
NBA Special: 2015 NBA Finals - “Game 3” on ABC at 9:00pm ET.
Royal Pains on USA at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess genuinely enjoys summer but does find the “outside clothes/inside clothes” problem created by central air conditioning a little tricky to navigate some days.