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You Know He'd Just Love to Extinguish Bear Gryll's Torch

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 30, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 30, 2014 |

E Special: Who Wore It Better on E at 8:00pm ET. A whole hour of “This is what this dress looks like on this person. And THIS is what that dress looks like on this COMPLETELY DIFFERENT person!” I think there was a Sesame Street segment like this I enjoyed at a toddler, but it only lasted like, 5-7 minutes.

Survivor on CBS at 8:00pm ET. Man, Jeff Probst must be pissed that Discovery is all over the survivalist shows now. They’ve been sending people out to god-forsaken islands and jungles for over a decade and now everyone’s horning in on their territory. “Oh, you send people out in teams and slowly eliminate them? Well, we’re sending people out NAKED! How do you like them apples?” Frankly, I like none of it, but there’s very clearly a large audience of individuals who feel much better about themselves after watching strangers struggle in harsh conditions without the kind of supplies that typically makes the out of doors bearable. I fail to see the appeal. Of any of it, really, but I at least get the gameplay element of Survivor helping to keep things entertaining. Even the “interesting” stuff from the survivalist shows sounds pretty damn horrible to me.

Criminal Minds on CBS at 9:00pm ET.

Law and Order: Special Victims Unit on NBC at 9:00pm ET.

The Americans on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess did not link to that guy who got maggots in his butt on one of those survivalist shows because she likes most of you.

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