"Who's Ready To Go to the Massive Jerk Party?"
Criminal Minds on CBS at 9:00pm ET. 10th season winter premiere. Hey! Everyone’s favorite show about how serial killers are the greatest threat to American women between the ages of 16 and 27 is back! Excellent.
Nova: Big Bang Machine on PBS at 9:00pm ET. 42nd season premiere.
Empire on Fox at 9:01pm ET. I watched the premiere last week and as I suspected this looks to be much more family drama/night time soap than anything approaching an accurate or thorough look at the music industry. I’m sticking with it, because if nothing else the clothes on this show are an entire hour’s worth of entertainment on their own. Between Cookie’s endless parade of furs and animal prints and Lucius’s scarves and that matching patterned button down and pants, I don’t know how at least two of those sons seem to have ended up with decent fashion sense. The youngest one, the rapper with the matched Great Danes, does seem to have taken more after his parents in that department, though.
American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia on FXX at 10:00pm ET. 10th season premiere.
Genevieve Burgess would love a matched set of Great Danes but does not have the apartment space or the land available for them to properly roam.