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Who Wants a Heaping Helping of New Cable Series?

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | July 17, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | July 17, 2014 |

Dating Naked on VH1 at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. It is so helpful when the title tells you all you need to know, isn’t it?

Rush on USA at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. When House premiered, I would not have anticipated that “doctor/other medical professional with addiction issues” was going to become a genre unto itself. But here we are, and here is the latest entry into this category, this one a doctor who works for LA clients with a lot of money. And a lot of secrets. Obviously.

Married on FX at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. Pajiba favorite Judy Greer stars in this new sitcom about people who are married. Just like the title! So handy.

Satisfaction on USA at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. An investment banker and his wife make some “unconventional” choices to save their marriage. I’m betting this is your big chance to see how kinky USA is willing to get, which will probably be just about around 50 Shades of Gray levels, wherein everything is supposed to be super hot and risqué but the female protagonist refers to her genitals as “down there.”

You’re The Worst on FX at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere. A show about terrible people in love with each other. Fess up, which one of you degenerates is this based on?

Genevieve Burgess doubts USA even understands what the word “unconventional” means.

Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.

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