film / tv / politics / social media / lists / web / celeb / pajiba love / misc / about / cbr
film / tv / politics / web / celeb


Well, There's Your Problem!

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 13, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 13, 2014 |

Hell’s Kitchen on Fox at 8:00pm ET. 12th season premiere. I swear, not all Americans have a strong submissive streak whenever someone speaks to them in a British accent. Shows like this really aren’t helping that impression.

Breaking Boston on A&E at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. A new reality series about the women in working-class Boston struggling for the life they want for themselves. Produced by Mark Wahlberg.

Online Dating Rituals of the American Male on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. Time slot premiere. I’m going to be honest here: the horror stories of women being bombarded with unnecessarily graphic/aggressive messages through online dating sites is what keeps me away from online dating sites. My friends seem to think I’m a highly eligible bachelorette, but things like this tend to scare me away. Aside from the fact that my deep weirdness is best explained in person, where adorable dimples can help mitigate shock.

Portlandia on IFC at 10:00pm ET.

Scandal on ABC at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess really does have adorable dimple and really is deeply weird.

Matthew McConaughey Has a Brother, and His Name Is Rooster, Because Of Course It Is | Captain Tight Pants Has A Birthday Wish That Only You Can Help Fulfill!

Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.