"We'll Always Have Seasons 1-7."
The X-Files on Fox at 8:00pm ET. 10th season finale. “And if that joy, that thrill, doesn’t thrill like you think it will? Still, with this perfect finale, the cheers and the ballyhoo, who wouldn’t be happier? So I couldn’t be happier. Because happy is what happens when all your dreams come true. Well, isn’t it? Happy is what happens when your dreams come true!” (What I’m saying is perhaps “Bringing The X-Files back” was the beginning of a good idea but something seems to have gone adrift somewhere between concept and execution.)
Telenovela on NBC at 8:30pm ET. First season finale.
The Biggest Loser on NBC at 9:00pm ET. 17th season finale. And it’s live! So if you want, you can see some desperately hungry people smile alarmingly at the camera, desperately hoping they’ve managed to walk close enough to starvation and/or ketosis to get the prize.
Becoming Mike Nichols on HBO at 9:00pm ET.
Better Call Saul on AMC at 10:00pm ET. Ah, we’re back to my seasonal battle against homophones! Take your bets on how long until I slip and tell you that Better Caul Saul is on.
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