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Reign on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Third season spring premiere. Apparently nothing is going on on Monday nights anymore? Is it that time of year already?
Jane the Virgin on The CW at 9:00pm ET.
Southern Charm on Bravo at 9:00pm ET. I saw a lot of publicity stuff for this show last week so it must have just come back recently, but everything I read convinced me that these are the last people I want to watch on TV. “Oh, they’re all the last remnant of dying Southern dynasties who still have very strong opinions on what time of year you’re allowed to wear white. HARD PASS.”
Lucifer on Fox at 9:01pm ET. First season finale. Be honest, were any of you watching for any reason other than “That devil guy is pretty cute”?
Turn on AMC at 10:00pm ET. Third season premiere. You think the marketing team behind Turn has been feverishly trying to figure out how to get on those Hamilton coattails? Because I think that.
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