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Von Miller is Incredibly Happy to be on Dancing With the Stars. Probably.

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 21, 2016 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 21, 2016 |

Dancing With the Stars on ABC at 8:00pm ET. 22nd season premiere. We’ve got the typical list of slightly off their luck actresses, NFL players and former players, reality show “celebrities”, and a handful of folks who I don’t actually know why they’re famous. Like, there’s a “weather presenter” named Ginger Zee competing this time around. Oh, Marla Maples is also competing, which is semi-topical. Anyway, I always like to make a prediction of who will win at the beginning of the season and then never bother to watch to see if I’m right, so my pick this time is Wanya Morris of Boyz II Men, because he’s probably taken some dancing lessons before.

Everything is Copy on HBO at 9:00pm ET.

The Magicians on SyFy at 9:00pm ET. I’ve watched a few episodes of this with someone who has read the books, so they tend to critique based on the source material and I tend to critique on how many “hey, it’s that guy!” people pop up in the episode. So far I’ve seen a Cylon, a hooker, an old timey baseball player, a doctor, and a cannibal victim from other series all kind of waltz through at one point or another. It’s fun! And keeps me from asking my viewing buddy dumb questions about why all the people are foxes now? Or are they? I am confused.

Better Call Saul on AMC at 10:00pm ET.

Lost Girl on SyFy at 10:00pm ET. Series finale. This show followed “the adventures of supernatural seductress Bo, a Succubus who feeds on the sexual energy (sometimes called “chi”) of humans.” A of all, I believe that is a pretty serious misunderstanding of “chi” and second of B, this sounds like it probably should have been on Cinemax not Syfy.

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