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USA Network: High Job Security, Low Name Recognition

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | June 2, 2015 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | June 2, 2015 |

Community on Yahoo. Sixth season finale. This isn’t happening at any specific time but I figured I’d give it a mention. They got their sixth season finished, guys! Movie’s next, right? The internet wouldn’t lie to me, would it?

iZombie on The CW at 9:00pm ET.

Deadliest Catch on Discovery at 9:00pm ET. Oh, hey, this is back again! Good.

Stitchers on ABC Family at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is somehow not a reality series about podcasters using Stitcher. Instead, it’s a procedural show where futurey police use technology to get into the minds of recent murder victims.

Royal Pains on USA at 10:00pm ET. Seventh season premiere. I’m always amazed at the longevity of USA series. Are people just passing out before they can turn their TV off after Law and Order marathons? Are public locations using them as fairly inoffensive background shows for when there aren’t any sports on? I don’t know anyone who’s a big Royal Pains fan, and I’ve actually had to break the news of the show’s existence to a lot of people I know who watch TV regularly.

Genevieve Burgess challenges anyone to describe a USA series in a way that makes it sound genuinely compelling.

Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.

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