Two of You Are Way Overdressed for This Event
Showtime at the Apollo on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
The Great Christmas Light Fight on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Two-hour fourth season premiere. I like how they try to pretend this show has a proper “season” when really it’s just “filler for a couple weeks before Christmas.”
The Trans List on HBO at 8:00pm ET.
Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party on VH1 at 10:00pm ET. first season finale. The annual Diva’s Christmas concert is also on tonight, but this feels more important to you all. This show is one of the few good things to come out of this fall.
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS at 10:00pm ET. One-hour special presentation. This year the false drama comes from the fact that The Weeknd performed while his ex-girlfriend Bella Hadid walked the runway. If I were a more cynical person, I’d bet that they both got a bonus for that breakup. Also: I feel strongly that there should be a dress code for the runway at a lingerie show and the male musical guests shouldn’t be excluded from it. Let’s get The Weeknd in some spangly boxer briefs and then have long conversations about how that’s too lewd for CBS but 20-year-old women in garter belts aren’t.