The Slap on NBC at 8:00pm ET. I hear this is another one of those shows where basically everyone is a completely terrible person so whatever else it may have going for it, I’m gonna give it a hard pass until the sun and warmth come back and make it a little easier for me to think fondly on my fellow human beings.
The Blacklist on NBC at 9:00pm ET.
How to Get Away with Murder on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Two hour first season finale. Scandal takes a week off so we can all agree to forget about that whole plot where Oliva was put up for sale - twice - and saved when a rich white dude bought her. But the telling-off she gave Fitz when she got back was pretty great so I guess that part’s ok. Anyway, tonight we finally, maybe, find out who REALLY killed Lila, whether or not anyone’s going to swing for Sam’s murder, and if any of these annoying children get their shit together. Aside from Laurel, she’s kind of killing it as a criminal mastermind right now. However, despite the efforts of the supporting cast, last week’s episode featured some of the best goddamned television I’ve ever seen from Viola Davis and Cicely Tyson so I’ll finish out the season just in case they do it again.
Archer on FX at 10:00pm ET.
The Vikings on History at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess still doesn’t understand how a woman that talented ended up on a show that… everything.