Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD on ABC at 8:00pm ET. I have heard murmurings and I swear to god if any of you bitches spoil Captain America 2: The United Statesening for me I will hunt you down via IP address and flail at you with my tiny but incredibly bony fists. Or probably just say really mean things to you on the internet, because my gas budget is kinda tight right now. Seriously, though, don’t be dicks.
19 Kids and Counting on TLC at 9:00pm ET. Sometimes I list shows just to remind you that they’re still on so you can have fuel for your indignation engines. This show, which is primarily a show about feats of human reproductive capabilities that should be concerning to most people, never mind the cultural lunacy, is still around. Enjoy!
The Mindy Project on Fox at 9:00pm ET. Back to back episodes!
Justified on FX at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season finale. Something something Harlan, something Raylan, something Boyd. I don’t know. I’ll get around to this show. Maybe. I’m just not big on gunslingers and there’s just too much TV happening these days.
Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess has the Skeletor-like hands of a young Angelina Jolie and knows how to wield them.