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Suits on USA at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season summer finale. For some reason I thought this was ending, but I guess it was only that Hampton’s doctor show that’s finally being shuffled off USA’s coil. This has been renewed for a seventh season.
American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET. Sixth season premiere. Still no word on what the actual theme is this season, and the promos have varied widely from camp-horror to kind of terrifying so who knows what we’re in for. Which means it will take an extra week for it to become tiresome, probably.
Mr.Robot on USA at 10:00pm ET.
South Park on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. 20th season premiere. Time to go on down to South Park to meet some friends of yours again.
Legends of Chamberlain Heights on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere.
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