The 47th Annual CMA Awards on ABC at 8:00pm ET. One of the things that fascinates me about modern life is how effectively you can shut yourself off from media you’re not interested in. So even though I do know people who listen to country music and went to high school in an area where it was fairly popular, I am almost completely ignorant of who’s popular in this genre now. Like, Carrie Underwood? But then I’m also pretty sure some guy named Luke? Maybe? And I know Florida Georgia Line, but only the one song. Anyway, if you are a country fan, this could be something enjoyable for you. If you like awards shows.
Arrow on The CW at 8:00pm ET.
Paranormal Witness on SyFy at 9:00pm ET. Third season fall premiere. I forget where I saw it (maybe xkcd?) but when I see shows like this I always think of the fact that a majority of the population is now walking around with cameras on them ALL THE TIME and yet we’re no closer to having solid proof of paranormal activities or creatures. Not saying it’s impossible, just saying that my level of skepticism grows every year.
American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Key & Peele on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET. I think I’ve watched that “Sexy Vampires” sketch like ten times now and it’s never not hilarious. I love these dudes so much.
Genevieve Burgess believes there are more things in heaven and earth, dear readers, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But seriously, pictures help lots in terms of verification.