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This Dog and I View Awards Shows the Same Way

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 15, 2015 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 15, 2015 |

The Taste on ABC at 8:00pm ET.

The World Dog Awards on The CW at 8:00pm ET. So this is some hokey awards show hosted by George Lopez where they give out awards for things like Happiest Reunion, Most Dog-Like Cat, and Most Pawpular dog, all of which were voted on online prior to the pre-taped ceremony. I anticipate that this will be highly annoying overall, but seems worthwhile to keep on in the background on mute for cute doggies if you’ve got nothing else to watch.

The 20th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards on A&E at 9:00pm ET. Two hour special presentation. Between the Globes and the Oscars there’s always this procession of awards shows that I constantly mix up, and I keep waiting for one of the winners to thank the wrong judging body while accepting an award because I absolutely would. Maybe that’s why the awards they hand to people don’t have the winner’s name on it, but do have the name of the actual award on the nameplate. “I’d like to thank the… *squints* Broadcast Film Critics Association for this, wait really? Oh, nuts, thought it was one of the good ones. Anyway, thanks a lot, too many important people to remember, you were all very special and crucial to me winning this very attractive doorstop. Which way’s the bar?”

Archer on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Elementary on CBS at 10:01pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess would of course be grateful for any awards anyone gave her, but maybe slightly less grateful if she was kept from food in order to fit into tiny dresses.

Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.

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