Peter Pan Live! on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Remember that year where we had like, two Snow White movies, and that time there were two 3-D animated bug movies in the same year? That’s happening with Peter Pan this year, except both versions look awful. Well, that was sort of the case with the Snow White year too, except I kind of give Mirror Mirror a pass for clearly being a kids film and also Tarsem Singh, and Snow White and the Huntsman gets points for Charlize.
Showtime Special: Pauly Shore Stands Alone on Showtime at 8:00pm ET. Maybe Pauly Shore should take the hint.
The Taste on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Third season premiere. Anthony Bourdain is back in primetime! Which always feels wrong, on some level.
Grace Point on Fox at 9:00pm ET. I know people who marvel at the fact that while American actors mostly seem to be uniquely terrible at British accents, British actors can mostly nail a broad American accent. Henceforth, I will be directing people who think that to this show and asking them what accent, exactly, David Tennant is managing.
Elementary on CBS at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess reminds you that Scotland is still part of Great Britain, much to the disappointment of many, so you can hold off on that snippy comment you were getting ready to type.