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Supernature on PBS at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. I’ll admit that my first glance read that as Supernatural and I was VERY confused, because I wasn’t suddenly in my college dorm, which is where I should have been if a time rift was taking me back to when Supernatural premiered. But it’s just a new nature series on PBS and I am still a functioning adult with the boring kind of life where I take simple yet deep satisfaction in paying all my bills on time. THANK GOD.
Skin Wars on GSN at 9:00pm ET. Third season finale. Hey, no more watching people get mutilated for the sake of a reality series for a while! (I do not think all tattoos are mutilations. Just ones that are done in the name of a goddamned reality series.)
Wayward Pines on Fox at 9:00pm ET.
9 Months That Made You on PBS at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is called “The First 8 Weeks” so I guess we’ll see the magical process of fertilization and implantation, along with the slightly less magical process of the future mother becoming intimately acquainted with her toilet.
Shark Week: Sharks vs. Dolphins: Face Off on Discovery Channel at 10:00pm ET. I’m predicting less snapping than in Sharks vs. Jets and less scenery chewing than in Face/Off.
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